Chris Bish~

I went from a D to a C

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A little random, but game me a laugh

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 Google is so sexist. lol

Pete says: Although, Linux geeks have this competition about who can keep their PC running for the longest without rebooting.
Pete says: So really, uptime is like the penis size of the geek world. Pete says: Geek 1: Dude, seventeen days straight. Top that.
Pete says: Geek 2: 26. Dude, with an uptime that small, you are never going to get laid.

Dave says (01:36): (Link to spambot topic with p0rn links) — how lovely. I for one appreciate the time he took to compile that list of links. Just shows great character, you know?
Dave says (01:37): /me bookmarks all of them and trashes topic.

My account has now been fixed and i can upload again !!

Before it would upload but not upload anything, the uploader would just go round and round not doing anything but i contacted a guy in charge and he sorted if for me so all is good

So now i can host my new sig for IFSZ. 

I came across this funny little testimonial in Google about how Google helped them to find their lost tortoise in their house. I use Google for every search as it has become the ultimate search engine. Sometimes back, to have some leisure time at work, the corporate HR sent a mail with a list of 10 questions and at the bottom saying ‘Lucky winners get an iPod’. The moment it came, unanimously everybody opened Google and started searching for the answer. But next time when we had an account level fun day, we made sure nobody opened Google to search for the answer.

But here is the story of Lost Tortoise as told by Jim Lyness,

After Christmas, my son Sam wanted a turtle. We bought a Russian Tortoise instead and named him Rocky. Well, one day, we let Rocky out for a stroll around the house. We could not find him that night and into the afternoon the following day. After the boys went to school, my wife, Susan, and I were stumped. Did Rocky get out the front door? My wife told me I was crazy. Susan googled [how to find a Russian Tortoise] and bang — we had a game plan. Russian Tortoises like warm, dark spaces. We started in the boys’ bedroom, again. We pulled the bunk bed back and there was Rocky at the head of the bed. Case solved. When we tell friends and family about googling How to Find a Russian Tortoise, they bust a gut in laughter!”

So did you lose anything at home? Start searching in Google.

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Ouch, a D

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What? You had trouble upgrading your Windows OS to the latest version - Windows Vista? Not this guy. 2-minute video of a flawless upgrade.

Browser Speed Comparisons

So overall, Opera seems to be the fastest browser for Windows. Firefox is not faster than Internet Explorer, except for scripting, but for standards support, security and features, it is a better choice. However, it is still not as fast as Opera, and Opera also offers a high level of standards support, security and features.

Javascript Speed Tests 

Well, the conclusion is quite clear: Opera beats the shit out of everything else.

Top 150 Popular Firefox Extensions and Opera.

A great amount of the commonly used extentions are included as standard in other browsers.

FireFox Myths

10-15% of web sites aren’t completely compatible with Firefox.

Firefox has incomplete support of many W3C standards including HTML 4.01, XHTML 1.1, CSS 2.1, CSS 3 and DOM.

There you’ll learn that FireFox does not block all pop ups, isn’t innovative, and isn’t the most secure/fast/compatible web browser out there.

If a mouse fails to operate, or should perform erratically, it may be in need of ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should be attempted by trained personnel only. Before ordering, determine the type of mouse balls required by examining the underside of each mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ, depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method, and domestic balls by the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each service technician has a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary functional items.

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

This is realy kwl

You drag this body across your screen and make him do crazy stunts

Have a go and try it.

http://www.maninthedark.com/ 

YAY!!!

Its finaly here from the looks of things it looks like the same old firefox but it’s probaly got some new security features and stuff in it.

It’s a shame that the old themes and extentions don’t work and most of the programmers can’t be arsed to up date them to 2.0 but it will soon kick in and they will all be typing away

So….?

GO DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found this quote amusing, do you?

Apple has issued a recall on several models of Mac laptops because the battery can overheat and cath fire. Experts say a Mac fire is just like a PC fire, except it’s more hip and condescending

– Conan O’Brein

Cool or what!!!!

I want one!!!!! 

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